Beanery Online Literary Magazine

September 27, 2007

THE KILLER KITTEN

Filed under: WR/V KELEMEN-S — beanerywriters @ 6:43 pm
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The Beanery Online Literary Magazine welcomes a new FAMILY of writers, the Kelemens. Watch for the future posts of their bios and writings

by Stephen Kelemen

One stormy night, I found myself in an abandoned house. There was no water, no gas, no electricity, and it was 30 degrees in and outside the house.
The scary thing was the killer kitten in the corner. The kitten had a shotgun.

I quickly got up and I ran down the hall. The kitten followed me with the shotgun. I ran into the kitchen. I closed and locked the door. Everything was quiet.

Suddenly a shotgun blast tore through the door.

The noise from the shotgun woke me. What did you expect? Kittens only have shotguns in nightmares.

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  1. This has been one of the Beanery Online Literary Magazine’s top hit post.

    Comment by Carolyn — September 29, 2007 @ 2:37 am | Reply


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