SANTAS, MRS. SANTAS, ELF and REINDEER WANTED: Application #2

SANTAS CLAUS’S WANTED—also MRS. SANTA CLAUS’S, ELVES AND REINDEER—IMMEDIATELY!!!—from around the world, for the 2008 Christmas season. Please submit your resume’ immediately to: beaneryblog@yahoo.com (with the words SANTA  APPLICATION  or MRS. CLAUS APPLICATION  in the subject line!

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SANTAS, MRS. SANTAS, ELF and REINDEER WANTED:

Please apply

 

Application #2

Years of Santa experience–ho, ho, ho
Capacity to chuckle
Willing to work with children
Possess sturdy lap
Owner of

SANTAS, MRS. SANTAS, ELVES & REINDEER WANTED: Please apply—Application #1

BEANERY ONLINE LITERARY MAGAZINE

SANTAS, MRS. SANTAS, ELF and REINDEER WANTED: Please apply

Application #1 

  

SANTAS CLAUS’S WANTED—also MRS. SANTA CLAUS’S, ELVES AND REINDEER—IMMEDIATELY!!!—applications being accepted, from around the world, for the 2008 Christmas season. Please submit your resume’ immediately to: beaneryblog@yahoo.com (with the words SANTA  APPLICATION, MRS. CLAUS APPLICATION, ELF APPLICATION or DEER APPLICATION  in the subject line!

December 10, 2008

FROM:

Jessica Wreath

111 Single Street.    Available,

South Pole 77133

TO:

Santa Claus

Director of Human Resources

North Pole International

777 Candy Cane Lane

North, Pole Universal   11111.

 

Dear Santa,

     I am writing in regards to your advertisement in the Christmas Classifieds regarding the position of assistant to Santa. My objective is to anchor a permanent position with a bearded, jolly man who

(SANTA) SUED FOR NON-SUPPORT

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(SANTA) SUED FOR NON-SUPPORT

RUSTIE

Rustie is a guest writer who has submitted poems to this site previously. He is a blind writer who composes and edits his poems on a tape recorder. Below is a spoof on Santa Claus.

As the judge looked down from his bench in the court,
It was plainly a case of non-support.

The thoughts that raced through his honor’s old head,
When he saw the white beard and the suit that was red.

He wanted to laugh for he thought it a joke,
But the woman who filed it declared